Funny and Dirty Diarrhea Song
when your talking to
your daughter and you feel that poo poo water, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you running from
police and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're running down
the track and feel it running down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're rolling'
like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea
when the feeling's not
that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're on the seat
for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach starts
a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea
when toilet paper you
need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you think you're
feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think your
friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea
it's hard to make a
rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea
you are the nervous
groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea
you smell just like a
hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea
you don't feel like a
winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to
shout, as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're sitting on the
pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea
it's sounds just like a
horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're there in the
huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you just made a tackle,
and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're going out for a
pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're shopping at
the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're acting like a
fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to play,
but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea
you know you're having
trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea
that's the way it goes,
when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're feeling kinda
funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think you hear it
raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're swimming in a
pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach's
really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're running really
fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
if your butt's about to
spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea
your stomach's feeling
wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea
you feel you need to
scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea
your fun begins to
fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you think you're gonna
fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea
Toward a toilet you make
haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea
it's really flowing
loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're shopping at
the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you've got pain in
your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your laying on your
bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're blowing out your
grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your red in the
face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're eatin' some
Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you feel a li'l
loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your colon starts
to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you know it’s not
just gas, ‘Cuz it’s flying out your ass…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you don’t know what
to do, ‘Cuz you just can’t stop the poo…
When you need a bathroom
quick, ‘Cuz your underwear are slick…
When you’re down on
bended-knee, And your ass-hole starts to pee…
When you’re stricken by
a cramp, And your underwear is damp…
When your teacher throws
a fit, ‘Cuz she’s standing in your shit…
When you just have no
control, Of filling up the bowl…
When you have nowhere to
go, ‘cuz you just can’t stop the flow…
When you’re feeling
really low, And your butthole starts to blow…
When you’re paralyzed
with fear, ‘Cuz it’s leaking out your rear…
When you clench with all
your might, Because the poo will soon take flight…
When your belly starts
an achin’, And your anus is a’ shakin’…
When you meant to make
it subtle, But now you’re standing in a puddle…
When your face is red
and glowing, And the poo continues flowing…
When you’re swimming in
a pool, And you’re ass-hole starts to drool…
When you’re feeling like
a twit, ‘Cuz your pants are filled with shit…
When you’re climbing up
a ladder, And you slip on fecal matter…
When you’re feeling
really bloated, And your asshole just
exploded…
When you’ve got to
interrupt, ‘Cuz your butt has just erupt…
When you’ve been
drinking ‘lot’s of Bud, Now your ass is shooting
mud…
When there’s racing in
your heart, Because you thought it was a fart…
When you thought it was
a fart, But instead it was a shart…
When your chowing down
Chinese, As your ass let’s out a sneeze…
When your shopping at
the store, And it starts dripping on the floor…
When your curling up
your toes, ‘Cuz it’s spraying like a hose…
When you know it’s
gunna’ hurt, With each painful spray and squirt…
When you feel just like
a clown, ‘Cuz your pants are turning brown…
For a toilet you will
beg, When it’s dripping down your leg…
When you’re racing down
a hall, But it just splashed onto the wall…
When you’re choking from
the smog, Of your nasty liquid log…
When you wanna’ scream
and shout, ‘Cuz it keeps on gushing out…
When you feel just like
a fool, ‘Cuz your pants are filled with stool…
I was standing on a
mountain, When it shot out like a fountain…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you think your
friends are joking, But your pants are brown
and soaking…
It really is a pity, That your pants are brown and shitty…
When you’re driving in a
race, And it flies up in your face…
When you’re chillin’
with your daughter, And out comes poo-poo
water…
It’s really quite
dramatic, When your ass goes automatic…
When your eating at the
fair, And there’s gravy in your chair…
When your at the water
park, And the water’s turning dark…
If your lying in your
bed, And you see it start to spread…
You won’t feel like a
winner, When your butt blows out your dinner…
Your stomach feels like
crap, And your ass cheeks start to flap…
When you’re running from
police, And you feel that anal grease…
When you think you’re
getting better, But your ass is getting
wetter…
When you can’t get off
the pot, ‘Cuz it’s coming out a lot…
When you’re laying in
your bed, And it smells like something’s dead…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
It really isn’t cool, When you leave a trail of stool…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
It’s hard to make a
rhyme,
When you’re crapping all
the time! Diahreah Diarrhea.
When your drinking a
propel and and your butt begins to yell
When you waiting on the
bus and your butt begins to rust
When your baking a cake
and you butt begins to bake
When your making a
turkey and your poo's all murkey
When your taking a bath
and your butt begins to rash
When your taking a poop
and you feel alot o'goop
When your sittin on the
throne and youbutt begins to moan
When you making a pie
and sothing slip and slides
When you're sitting on
the Loo, 'Cause your body's making stew.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you feel a little
bubble, and you know that you're in trouble.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you have
some gas, but this liquid's all you pass.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you
pissed the bed, but it's a little brown
instead.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you feel the gases
start, but it comes out as a schart
When your jumping from a
plane, and it's running down your leg
When you're eating
Mexican, And it squirts out the other end
When you notice your
butt itches, Cause there something in your britches
When you're trying to
make out, but then something sprays out
When you're settin on
the pot, And your stomach's in a knot
When you've eaten bad
chicken, Now you can barely hold it in
When you're running for
the potty, Cause your pants are feeling soggy
When your butthole
starts to spit, When you're not bent
ovet yet
When the geiser starts
to blow, Then you know you need to go
When you're climbing up
a rope, And farts are wetter than you hoped
When your at a
highschool dance, And there's wetwork in
your pants
When something smells
like eggs, As its running down your legs
When you're out in your
garage, and you're ass makes applesauce
When you're on you way
to work, And your intestines start to hurt
In my
poop I slide, but the bathroom's occupied
Diarrhea (uh, uh), Diarrhea (uh, uh)
Diarrhea (uh, uh), Diarrhea (uh, uh)
When
you feel in your bum
And you know you need to run
It's diarrhe diarrhea!
And you know you need to run
It's diarrhe diarrhea!
When
you think your friends are joking , but your pants are brown and
soaking:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When
you holler for the bill, but your ass begins to spill—
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When
you're planning where to shit, but it comes out where you sit—
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Diarrhea, diarrhea
You're
about to take a quiz, And your ass begins to fizz....
DIARRHEA!!!!
DIARRHEA!!!!
When
you're shifting into gear , And you feel something
smear....
When you're looking at your shoes, And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!
When you're looking at your shoes, And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!!
When your laughing
really hard and you cut a liquid fart, diarrhea, diarrhea!
when you slip into first
and you feel that bubble burst
sliding into first and
you hear something burst
songs direan
baseball diarahea cheer
when ya sitting on the
dunny and ya feel something funny
where will you be when
diarrhea hits
why do farts slip out
when you don't push
diarrhea dont feel like
getting out of bed
when you're going to the
dunny and it's feeling kind of funny
dairia song
when your sitting by a
tree and it comes out like pee
origin when youre
sitting in the loft
diarhia song
diahorrea song boat let
it float
a lot like diahrrea
diarrhea jokes song
when you think its kinda
gross but its really good on toast
somg diahreah
when you are looking at
a frog and you feel a big log diarhea
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