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Funny and Dirty Diarrhea Song

when your talking to your daughter and you feel that poo poo water, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you running from police and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're running down the track and feel it running down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea
when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea
when toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea
it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea
you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea
you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea
you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to shout, as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea
it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea
you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea
that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach's really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're running really fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
if your butt's about to spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea
your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea
you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea
your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea
Toward a toilet you make haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea
it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you've got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're eatin' some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you feel a li'l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your colon starts to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you know it’s not just gas, ‘Cuz it’s flying out your ass…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you don’t know what to do, ‘Cuz you just can’t stop the poo…
When you need a bathroom quick, ‘Cuz your underwear are slick…
When you’re down on bended-knee, And your ass-hole starts to pee…
When you’re stricken by a cramp, And your underwear is damp…
When your teacher throws a fit, ‘Cuz she’s standing in your shit…
When you just have no control, Of filling up the bowl…
When you have nowhere to go, ‘cuz you just can’t stop the flow…
When you’re feeling really low, And your butthole starts to blow…
When you’re paralyzed with fear, ‘Cuz it’s leaking out your rear…
When you clench with all your might, Because the poo will soon take flight…
When your belly starts an achin’, And your anus is a’ shakin’…
When you meant to make it subtle, But now you’re standing in a puddle…
When your face is red and glowing, And the poo continues flowing…
When you’re swimming in a pool, And you’re ass-hole starts to drool…
When you’re feeling like a twit, ‘Cuz your pants are filled with shit…
When you’re climbing up a ladder, And you slip on fecal matter…
When you’re feeling really bloated, And your asshole just exploded…
When you’ve got to interrupt, ‘Cuz your butt has just erupt…
When you’ve been drinking ‘lot’s of Bud, Now your ass is shooting mud…
When there’s racing in your heart, Because you thought it was a fart…
When you thought it was a fart, But instead it was a shart…
When your chowing down Chinese, As your ass let’s out a sneeze…
When your shopping at the store, And it starts dripping on the floor…
When your curling up your toes, ‘Cuz it’s spraying like a hose…
When you know it’s gunna’ hurt, With each painful spray and squirt…
When you feel just like a clown, ‘Cuz your pants are turning brown…
For a toilet you will beg, When it’s dripping down your leg…
When you’re racing down a hall, But it just splashed onto the wall…
When you’re choking from the smog, Of your nasty liquid log…
When you wanna’ scream and shout, ‘Cuz it keeps on gushing out…
When you feel just like a fool, ‘Cuz your pants are filled with stool…
I was standing on a mountain, When it shot out like a fountain…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

When you think your friends are joking, But your pants are brown and soaking…
It really is a pity, That your pants are brown and shitty…
When you’re driving in a race, And it flies up in your face…
When you’re chillin’ with your daughter, And out comes poo-poo water…
It’s really quite dramatic, When your ass goes automatic…
When your eating at the fair, And there’s gravy in your chair…
When your at the water park, And the water’s turning dark…
If your lying in your bed, And you see it start to spread…
You won’t feel like a winner, When your butt blows out your dinner…
Your stomach feels like crap, And your ass cheeks start to flap…
When you’re running from police, And you feel that anal grease…
When you think you’re getting better, But your ass is getting wetter…
When you can’t get off the pot, ‘Cuz it’s coming out a lot…
When you’re laying in your bed, And it smells like something’s dead…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
It really isn’t cool, When you leave a trail of stool…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!

It’s hard to make a rhyme,
When you’re crapping all the time! Diahreah Diarrhea. 

When your drinking a propel and and your butt begins to yell
When you waiting on the bus and your butt begins to rust
When your baking a cake and you butt begins to bake
When your making a turkey and your poo's all murkey
When your taking a bath and your butt begins to rash
When your taking a poop and you feel alot o'goop
When your sittin on the throne and youbutt begins to moan
When you making a pie and sothing slip and slides

When you're sitting on the Loo, 'Cause your body's making stew.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you feel a little bubble, and you know that you're in trouble.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you have some gas, but this liquid's all you pass.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you pissed the bed, but it's a little brown instead.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea

When you feel the gases start, but it comes out as a schart
When your jumping from a plane, and it's running down your leg
When you're eating Mexican, And it squirts out the other end
When you notice your butt itches, Cause there something in your britches
When you're trying to make out, but then something sprays out
When you're settin on the pot, And your stomach's in a knot
When you've eaten bad chicken, Now you can barely hold it in
When you're running for the potty, Cause your pants are feeling soggy
When your butthole starts to spit, When you're not bent ovet yet
When the geiser starts to blow, Then you know you need to go

When you're climbing up a rope, And farts are wetter than you hoped
When your at a highschool dance, And there's wetwork in your pants
When something smells like eggs, As its running down your legs
When you're out in your garage, and you're ass makes applesauce
When you're on you way to work, And your intestines start to hurt
In my poop I slide, but the bathroom's occupied 
Diarrhea (uh, uh), Diarrhea (uh, uh)

When you feel in your bum
And you know you need to run
It's diarrhe diarrhea!

When you think your friends are joking , but your pants are brown and soaking: 
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you holler for the bill, but your ass begins to spill—
Diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're planning where to shit, but it comes out where you sit—
Diarrhea, diarrhea

You're about to take a quiz, And your ass begins to fizz.... 

When you're shifting into gear , And you feel something smear.... 
When you're looking at your shoes, And you feel something ooze....Diarrhea!! 
When your laughing really hard and you cut a liquid fart, diarrhea, diarrhea!

when you slip into first and you feel that bubble burst
sliding into first and you hear something burst
songs direan
baseball diarahea cheer
when ya sitting on the dunny and ya feel something funny
where will you be when diarrhea hits
why do farts slip out when you don't push
diarrhea dont feel like getting out of bed
when you're going to the dunny and it's feeling kind of funny
dairia song
when your sitting by a tree and it comes out like pee
origin when youre sitting in the loft

diarhia song
diahorrea song boat let it float
a lot like diahrrea
diarrhea jokes song
when you think its kinda gross but its really good on toast

somg diahreah
when you are looking at a frog and you feel a big log diarhea

diarrgea song and dog 

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